After two seasons of losing to no one other than Sparkly, we trounced them this week with a 15-2 beat-down.

We were relaxed, having fun, and playing our game. Our speed offense seemed to work nicely this time around. It also helped that Sparkly made more mistakes than usual. Don't count them out yet, however. We may very well see them in the playoffs again.

During the first half we experienced a little déjà vu when Masters Mentality Tim screamed "Not in!" at Turner (who WAS in) until he threw it out the back of the end zone...to which Tim yelled "Out the back! Turnover!" Thankfully the rest of his team had better spirit and allowed the point.

The skirt got off to a late start, not appearing until around halfway through the game. Muffin was the first to don the skirt with a layout D,
breaking her fall with her boobs. Then a few points before the end of the game I had a skirt D by hand blocking Tim as he attempted to huck from end to end.

MVP of the game was John "Kangaberg" Fieberg, for always being in the right spot at the right time and QUICKLY. Runner-up was "Oww, my boob hurts" Muffin, for her continuously tenacious play.

-Aaron