Joined: 2006
Position: Flexible
Nickname: Peaches
Birthdate: 02/28/84
Sign: Pisces
Favorite Toy: Ping Pong Paddle
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Ultimate: As far as first impressions go, this girl makes quite an impact. One cannot help but notice that she does everything with perfect form. From her sharp throws on down to her posture and running technique; most bodily functions seem to be in perfect agreement with the laws of physics. Speaking of running technique, Jesus H. is this chick fast; we’re talking 4.4s speed here. Fortunately for all of us, due to her extensive knowledge in mathematics and physics, she manages to make all the necessary calculations and deliver a perfect disc to a receiver at top speed. So fast and always in control; combinations like this are usually only available from high end Italian Auto manufacturers.

Fun Side: Heather subscribes to the: “What happens on there stays there” philosophy, even when evidence of fun follows her home. Most of her teammates usually abide by her rules but are still free to occasionally slip in a little jab just to keep things fresh and keep her honest. However, most know not to attempt any goofy shenanigans that might cross the line around her and after witnessing the infamous throttling she gave a fellow teammate at Cooler ‘06, he still isn’t right and she doesn’t seem to care, no one is surprised.